Pre-riots have started in Minneapolis in anticipation of the big event mother-of-all-riots. I like the idea of pre-riots, a practice-run riot, a bit of lubrication in preparation for the real deal. I like the idea of peaceful riots and arson. Stores can be burned and looted and it be an entirely peaceful affair. I can't wait. Literally (not figuratively) I CANNOT WAIT. Minneapolis is going to burn, burn, burn. I don't think it matters what the verdict turns out to be; peaceful looting and peaceful arsons and peaceful murders are all on the agenda for the looting season of 2021. Get on board, bigot.